whatdoesthisbutton-do:

awesomelyyawkward:

finalblessing:

will smith everybody

Top: “I married dis”

Bottom: “I made dis:

^^^^ HAHAHA yeeees

When you open a new bag of chips.

smokeporch:

pleasedontleadmeon:

Your friends are like:

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Drama-Free

Everything I do, seems to be wrong.

(Source: princephelly)


christycandid:

honesttoblarg:

The Potoo - Either the most unphotogenic or the most ridiculous looking bird in the world.

unphotogenic? these are my favorite pictures of any bird ever

my spirit animal

(Source: iwasteyourprecioustime)

car0line127:

kittencas:

jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaackson:

bellatirx:

batmansbutt:

percybeth:

i was going to the bathroom whenimageimage

i’ve been staring at this for like five minutes and i can’t figure out if that’s a toilet or some kind of sink with a lid

it looks like a speedboat  

it’s an ass sink

so no one is going to talk about the cat in the ass sink or what

OH SHIT THERE IS A CAT IN THERE

  • *Pollen accidentally enters body*
  • Immune system: What the hell is that?
  • Pollen: Oh hey. Sorry. We got a bit lost. The wind kinda bl-
  • Immune system: OH GOD WE'RE UNDER ATTACK
  • Pollen: What?!? No! We just got lo-
  • Immune system: OPEN THE FLOODGATES
  • Pollen: The what?
  • Mucus membranes: Sir. All the floodgates?
  • Immune system: ALL OF THEM.
  • Pollen: Wait. Wait. You don't... Oh shi-
  • [Dramatic music]
  • Me: *Sneezes*

freddybenson:

happy mother’s day to the best mom out there

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thanks, mom


d0wn-to-3arth:

the-absolute-best-posts:

tyleroakley:

MY EMOTIONS.

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

Loved her heaps more when she was younger tbh

(Source: oliviatheelf)


black people are magical

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